petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
shot on the tail bone?
Bludgeoned to death on top of my head?
Stabbed in the elbow?
stabbed right the in center of my chest!
……..one on my forehead and one on the back of my neck……..hmmm
I must have been Sleeping Beauty or something because my birth mark is on the tip of my finger…
Mine is on my eye lid…
That’s … eye lid? Oh my…
Maybe someone chopped my legs off? Two identical birthmarks in the same place on opposite legs
How do you kill someone at a spot on their foot?
LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST
NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt
THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS
hes showing this post to all his classes now
tell your chem teacher to change his theme
Our Band director wasn’t at school.
what is it about band kids everywhere that, when left alone, we all do the same thing and build forts, thrones, and barricades in the band room?
Because you’re fucking nerds
One time in orchestra out director had a baby and try’s planned for a sub to come in and tech while he was away. I guess The sub forgot or no one told her, that the director was on leave. We went a good 2 weeks without any teacher and we did shit like that all the time
So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.
He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments
That’s the 1st thing that came into my mind after seeing this pic.
JENSEN ACKLES FOR PRESIDENT
1. He looks nice when he’s giving speeches
2. He looks nice.
3. He looks.
4. He exists.
Jared would be his Bodyguard
Misha would be a special Intern